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a-random-killjoy:

i am so in love with this version of the song because you can hear all of Mal’s commentary and everyone laughing in the background

peidigrimes:

peidigrimes:

i only went to red cross to get clothes bc i was going to the uni senior school and i feel weird there in uniform but LUCKY I DID THO bc these pants are my life

kind of love this pic but is it nice enough to make my dp on facebook? find out after the break

peidigrimes:

peidigrimes:

i only went to red cross to get clothes bc i was going to the uni senior school and i feel weird there in uniform but LUCKY I DID THO bc these pants are my life

kind of love this pic but is it nice enough to make my dp on facebook? find out after the break

FCK I LEFT MY IPAD AT SCHOOL WHICH MEANS I LEFT AN UNLOCKED DEVICE FULL OF SELFIES AT SCHOOL FUUFUKFKCK

every time I clean my room I find a different piece of mouldy fruit oh my god

WOAHH PHYSICS AND PSYCHICS ARE ANAGRAMS OF EACHOTHER AND GUESS WHO ALSO DOES PHYSICS…… MY FRIEND JENNY……. MORE POINTS SUGGESTING THAT JENNY MAY POSSESS THE POWER TO SEE THE FUTURE AND THAT I MAY BE KISSING A CUTIE SOME TIME SOON

aww I rlly wanna have a crush on someone like I’m feeling crush-y feelings rn but without a person to put them on? My friend had a dream where I had a cute girlfriend a week ago apparently she had light brown wavy hair and glasses and was shorter than me and was a-DORABLE so if anyone comes across som1 like that get them to hmu

songsofasadmind:

Sufjan Stevens - Futile Devices (Live)

I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.

Sufjan Stevens

(via solargaze)

sufjan dont do this to me right now

(via postmanvan)

learnt and learned are subtly different words indicating different levels of completion B)

WHAAAT

"when it comes to sticking things up the butt, at which point does it stop being ass and start being intestine? does the ass ever end???"

Ever asked yourself this question or something similar? Spent hours scanning the forests and searching the seas for an answer that will quell your curiosity? Well look no further! I have the answer!!
: the butt ends once u reach the rectum!

EXTRA TIDBIT: did you know that the anus and the rectum are not the same thing? I DIDNT AND IM STILL VERY SCHOCKED

brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

dirtydisneyconfessions:

I know this is really weird but I’m super attracted by Mr. Centipede from James and the Giant Peach. My husband was born amd raised in Brooklyn and has the same accent, and hes also a ginger. After rewatching the movie, I realized he could very well be the human version. Im not french like Mrs Spider (Im actually Italian) but we still had the idea to cosplay them for Halloween and seeing him dressed as Mr. C got me soaking wet and during sex later that nite I begged him to act like him too

dirtydisneyconfessions:

I know this is really weird but I’m super attracted by Mr. Centipede from James and the Giant Peach. My husband was born amd raised in Brooklyn and has the same accent, and hes also a ginger. After rewatching the movie, I realized he could very well be the human version. Im not french like Mrs Spider (Im actually Italian) but we still had the idea to cosplay them for Halloween and seeing him dressed as Mr. C got me soaking wet and during sex later that nite I begged him to act like him too

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.