ALL YOU BITCHES CRAWL

i thought it was ‘to all sweet sweet motherfuckers’ but it’s skeet skeet?? 

OMFG I GOOGLED SKEET IT MEANS SEMEN PENIS EJACULATION STUFF WHAT

smokeandshuthefuckup:

blue bananer peelz

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wooterbootle:

Original version of ‘Campus’ with Rostam on vocals that makes me want to cry

it’s dark + cold and i’m running out of rice crackers

came home to a house full of smoke!!!!!   ahahahahaa!!  i cant breathe :)

dallonsmiles:

@brendonboydurie

Haircut https://vine.co/v/b9m6zHmHFFX 

lightsoutfortheterritory:

Cezar - It’s My Life

Cezar may not have won the Eurovision, but he certainly won my heart. Insane in the way only Eurovision can be.

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

❝You hit the first 10 and you’re like, “I don’t know, I mean, we can’t keep doing this forever.” And then, before you know it, you kind of are, you know? Like, I didn’t think we’d be a band 10 years and then we turn around and we were. Um, so I could see the next 10 going just as quickly - maybe even quicker.

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

Rostam Batmanglij, Tetu Magazine (May 2013 issue)